Thursday, February 19, 2009

Myopic News!!!!

So, I was reading some articles and found this http://news.newspaperproject.org/2009/02/death-of-news.html
To Which I attempted to reply thusly, and really amused myself. Hope you get a laugh out of it, too. Though the writer has to approve comments and I have a sneaky suspicion that he will neglect to do so in this case.



Congratulations on your mental deficiency!


You have now acquired ___MYOPIA___!

Certain symptoms of this disease involve reflexive desires to have other people commit extortion in your pet projects name simply because you are incapable of seeing what wonderful possibilities the future may hold.

Characteristic of Myopia are such phrases as, "Well we can't pay for this the old way, so it's doomed" and "Just because people are turning to what they deem superior alternatives doesn't mean we can't steal from people and give some of the gains to failing industries!"

Myopia can cause major complications in late stages including, but not limited to: total mental paralysis, death, premature ejaculation, death, slavery, and a smart punch in the nose.

Known Cures Include: Getting off your high horse, do something productive instead of whining for the destructive, and death!

Silly Games


Take this as metaphor, carnivore, or perhaps even semaphore, I'm just damn happy to have at home internet access.

After An Extended Hiatus

INTERFUCKINGNET!!!!!!

Please, don't excuse the language, I am now connected to the world wide web AT HOME!!! It's set me back a bit, but now I now longer need to spend countless hours at coffee shops not interacting with people there like I like to and spending all my time in public on a desperate search for bandwidth!