Thursday, December 17, 2009

Plenty of Atheists Have a God

So, back in college, out came a poll stating Atheists as the most hated minority. Being that I was on a college campus I had plenty of "fellow" atheistic acquaintances. They ate it up. They reveled in degrading their fellow man for his fearful ignorance.

And in a way, I joined them, even though I am more of an agnostic. Bigotry and its practitioners should be funny and laughed at as much as possible. Laughed right off the face of the Earth.

However, the joke was on them, because the reality of most atheists is that they do have a religion. They believe in the the power of government. Hallelujah! Can I get a signed form and some back taxes?

To them it's magic, can do anything it say it can do, and if you genuflect and worship enough, you might just get a cushy position in its archdiocese as a ruler of men and morality. Like "Energy Czar" or "Chief of Police" or even, gasp, president.

That's why when I say things like, "Obama is no different than Bush and should be ignored, lampooned, disgraced, and seen for the society assaulting charlatan he is on any particular issue, these same happily most-feared minority in Amerika retort, "But he's YOUR president."

No. He's not. He's a one of millions of power abusing dickholes running around this landmass causing famine, death, and destruction across because of enabling assholes like you.

Just because its a law doesn't mean it can be done. The only thing the State can do is point guns and pull triggers. It can write a bunch of pretty words, but in the end they don't mean anything and never expect the clergymen of the state to abide by them. They don't, nor do they have to.

All regulations are about bigger companies weeding out their competition using the guns of the State. All litigation has no basis on any overarching document. The Constitution, exactly like the bible, is interpreted in whatever way the present judge or judges see fit. Arbitrary and inefficient at best, targeted and theiving of time, valuables and lives at worst. All legislation is a joke. "Lawmakers" don't even know what they are passing. They pontificate in the public eye and vote away ceremoniously everything you have.

Stop being an enabler. Stop supporting all levels of government. The State is not a God, the State is Heroine for power junkies. It cannot accomplish any goal you ask it to achieve, save for destruction. It does that with aplomb. Let them wither as they consume themselves from lack of YOUR support.

STOP WORSHIPING THE STATE.

Friday, December 11, 2009

An impression of SOME tax dodgers.





There are only FIVE rules to tax dodging
1) Dodge
2) Dive
3) Dip
4) Duck
5) and....Dodge

Thursday, December 3, 2009

Disturbing Implication

Perhaps it is because the major writers of news and nonfiction are of the white collar world, or even denizens of Academia. Perhaps they enjoy a rather strangled myopic vision of the world, but I repeat myself.

I am surrounded by the detritus of the United States armed forces. I work in a factory and I can tell you that at least four out of five workers in that factory went through the military. Kind of ironic in a very subtle manner. I am not saying that this has changed their characters much. They act like the share a bond with each other that I can never be apart of, and that's exactly like a million other group associations I have witnessed. No big deal.

These same people (I almost said men, but there's a few women as well) I have overheard grumbling about what's going wrong with the country and how bankers and politicians are slowly running them through with a stick and fanning the flames of the fire beneath them. They're grumbling.

But is that a grumble of hope? I do not believe so. I had a rather denim bedecked fellow approach me today ranting about his version of the current state of affairs. The important note of which was that he believed that the military will follow the "Law" and tell politicians to take a hike before executing illegal orders.

To which I casually asked, "When was the last time Congress declared war?"

My question was ignored (aside: I loathe people ignoring my questions. It makes me want to stop the dialogue then and there) and he began to go on about how the military would never occupy America, which is as rich as German Chocolate Cake. I asked "Who was that I saw in the aftermath of Hurricane Katrina?" Ignored again.

He went on and fully flushed out his rant from its twisted little hole and I kept my peace. Sometimes, it's best not to counter the crazy too much lest you find yourself being eaten alive by ever gyrating winds of bugnutty.

Basically, the concern I have is that so many of these blue-collar, Amerikan as apple pie, workers believe in their military while not believing in the government. They grumble revolution, but seem to have faith in the exact Monster that an earnest revolt would need to shirk through charm or violence.

I know without a shadow of a doubt that the world is about to turn. The Amerikan Empire is in a rapid state of Decline. Rushing with breakneck speed to the edge of a cliff with the world screaming in the backseat and what not. What I hope is that as a forest fire clears the ground for new sprouts to be given a chance to become something a bit more substantial, so too can parts of this country find themselves back on the path of liberty/prosperity.

What I fear though is quite the opposite. As history warns, such times can be ripe for pied piper demagogues to speak to the people's fears and biding them to come with them to ever further social horrors.

The U.S. Military has every vested interest in the continuance of the FED to further the spending on its endeavors and the obedience to the whimsies of statesmen will not be pushed aside in some kind of heroic stand. The entire government apparatus is rife with corruption and blackened with gangrene to its very soul. Either we help it, and all it's tendrils die, or we risk letting it become the very last economic bubble: Where government swells to astronomical proportions, micromanaging every aspect of everyone's life, all spearheaded by the military, before falling to a million violent pieces.

I would truly like to avoid that, thank you. So let's all just go to a new land and get down and dirty in conceiving that land in Liberty, whilst bidding bon voyage to the United States and its disastrous disintegrating empire act in peace. New Hampshire, anyone?

Sunday, November 22, 2009

Clever in my lonliness

The Future came to Past
and asked
"Why not lose ourselves this Present?
He always regrets You
and never thinks of me."

Saturday, November 21, 2009

Citizen's Creed

Our Father, who art in Washington
Government be thy Name
Thy Kingdom come
For thy will, we have done
in America as it is across the world
Give us this day our deserved social plot
and God forgive us for lapping at our Master’s hand
as we must condemn those who do not
Deliver us, Lords, from every Freedom
and grant us conformity in our day
may our chains set lightly upon us
and may posterity forget that we were the countrymen
of rebels, saints, and entrepreneurs
For Thine is the Kingdom, the Power, and the Glory
Now and forever, we call for your laws
With our gibbering, ravenous jaws
For we are Legion, and for the sake of decorum
May God forbid anyone know we might have lived

Wednesday, November 18, 2009

Agorism. Loving it.

The plight of the 2nd shift

You work right when everyone else is relaxing. Now, I oscillate between immediate sleep after work and staying up till dawn, my body has never been beholden to a 24 hr cycle, but my time frame choices for social interaction lick the sweaty hairy ass hole of a Danish giant.
I can either stay up late when all are slumbering, drunk or crazy, or get up early when all are old, working or still asleep. Cursed missing trousers of Turin, I could use a chill hang out. Like where there's a small group of fairly diverse people who stop and let fall the weights of the world. And fucking bonfires.
I guess this loneliness is all the better to work on my writing. Which is actually going splendidly by-the-by.

Monday, November 16, 2009

Flummoxed

This is the Carnival
All the Lights serve to make the Shadows darker
Witness the crowds cheer, clap, and dimly grin
Some knowing somewhere within of their sin
While you are herded once more and again
Into a quaintly decorated slaughter pen

This is the Main Attraction
Their smiles and genuflections dazzle
You are given to believe in your granted choice
So damn certain that they hear your voice
Above the roaring crowd, the mindless noise
All of them beholden to men of stilted poise

This is the Sideshow
Caged plastic demons & saints keep the herd on track
Talking heads in a square room espouse your thought
Terror here is sold, ignorance gleefully bought
Creating a net of lies, the Aware are caught

This is Behind the Curtain
Here the Masquerade just begins & the masks come off
The dazzlers are revealed as petty crooked men
Who seek & garner control through manipulation
Poisoning their species with short sighted action
Jumping in front of the parade to lead it to destruction

This is the Final Closing
Tents are alight burning hopes to guilty ashes
Hear above the crackle the Herd is bleating
The conductors hang to avoid their just beating
The remnant always survives by retreating
Into the future, while the present fire eats their empty seating.

Wednesday, November 11, 2009

Holy Bejeezus, I have a Submission



Holy Crab Cakes, this guy is a better artist than I. A four year old is a better artist than I. So this guy is far better than both....

Thanks Jay for the Submission. I'll be more than happy to post all good submissions. Be sure to send people to this blog to check out your work.

K, like a minuteman, I have a potato in the oven.

Side note: The Internet puts me in a state of awe that church never could.
Double Side Note: Are the fumes hitting the fan already what I sense from the Gov't right now?

Monday, November 9, 2009

Beware Future Roomates



Future Room Buddies Beware. I switch these randomly. Isn't that right Steve? Yeah that's right, try to gum my pepperoni pizza you mouthwash thieving bastard.

Sunday, November 8, 2009

Red Tape: A Horror Movie/Documentary of Delusion





As an aside, would people like more videos? I ask because the internal mic is dead for whatever reason on my comp and To do so would require me to invest in an external mic. So I leave it to whomever actually reads this to decide.

Tuesday, November 3, 2009

Quick Prediction

"Thin standard" for attractiveness in women has a negative correlation with economic wealth....for now. ergo, in the next decade expect the attractiveness standard to expand....just saying...peace out.

Sunday, November 1, 2009

IN TWO MINUTES

I will write as much as I can in two minutes.
First, I send my good will out to all those who are pushing hard for liberty in New Hampshire, especially the Keene liberty activists.

I am EXTREMELY happy for Free Talk Live and promise to become an amplifier as a part of my 24th b-day: Nov 9th. Remember remember the 9th of November...tee hee....damn food calls....I'm out.


oh yeah, still no one is betting me on previous post....

Friday, October 30, 2009

Now as I lay me down to sleep

I drink an ale that'll take a good kick to your teeth.

http://beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/741/43412
---Yum


I have been working on better discipline the past couple weeks. Regular exercise. Actually cooking for myself instead of PBJ and cold cuts. Awaking every morning at 6:30a to enjoy as much of my day before I go to work from 2:30p to 11p. Working everyday, all the week long, I have really grown a massive desire to capitalize on my own time as much as possible.

It is at this point that I realized that Edison was right. Sleep is the enemy. It steals my time. We either succumb completely or make deals with it in order to optimize our function, but we rarely beat it. If we do, sanity is the price: I've seen shit I've wanted to believe.

So, here's a beer to toast you here. I'm taking a night off from my self-imposed regimen and going to bed whenever I'm tired and not a moment sooner.

Thursday, October 29, 2009

Hit by car

so back when morning was transitioning into afternoon, I was hit by a car while riding my bike. Nothing overly dramatic. I saw him coming up to a stop sign. It appeared that he looked in my direction and he had a stop sign, so I didn't slow. He didn't stop at the stop sign.

To begin. I am not hurt, I was not knocked over, my boot left a dent in his bumper, and my bike wheel was warped enough that I have to get a new one ($45).

The guy was petrified. He offered me his number and to give me a ride. It's a larger mountain bike so it wouldn't fit in his car. I told him not to worry about it, shit happens, sorry to put a damper on his day and make the rest better. Put my bike on my shoulder and walked the mile to the bike shop I had just bought this bike from last weekend.

I felt bad for the guy (the one who hit me). It is a harrowing experience to both accidently hurt someone and within a split second suddenly have your balls in the grip of someone who could definitely choose to squeeze.

It seems like too many people do go for the squeeze. The reactions I have gotten so far seem to fall in the, "You should make him pay for it" category. "Forgive and Forget" is seemingly an archaic in these days of rampant insurance.

Now, I do not believe in total "turn the other cheek" life. Not by a long shot. But there is a certain discernment system that I believe is a lot healthier than the current "gut them for all their worth" mentality I see so often.

Basically, $45, isn't enough to shit a brick about, and politeness & concern towards a fellow man(or woman) should be rewarded with civility in return. To overly focus on the small setbacks is a waste of time, energy and positive emotion. It hurts you as well as the "offending" party.

Now, if the guy was a jerk, instead of politeness I would of been very demanding. No reason to reward an ass by not squeezing his balls. Besides, maybe he likes it and that's why he's an ass. Just so people put his balls in a vise.

Saturday, October 24, 2009

Divide by Zero

One foot is stuck in a black hole and the other is talking to me in Esperanto
My Hands? Don't ask.
Who's the fucker who divided by zero?

Friday, October 23, 2009

Newspapers

The Newspaper industry wants protection from emerging and better news sources.

I could go on and on how the very main problems we see in the news today: healthcare, energy, marijuana, etc. are DIRECTLY derived from this kind of action, but that's for other people with more time.

I just have to say this. I have had to switch jobs 3 times in the past year, so fuck you whining writers and your society destroying protectionist schemes. Go be a blogger or work in/create new forms of information communication. Do something productive.

As an aside, who wants to bet me that the this Net Neutrality bill that's being worked on has proponents that are receiving money from the newspaper industry. I have 20 bucks on the table.

Good Luck

Thursday, October 22, 2009

Thank God I don't work this anymore!!!





While the hours I now work are tremendous (60-70hr/wk, 7 days/wk), my current employment is VASTLY superior as a Nestle Refinery Lab Tech as opposed to the emotional stress of listening to the unwashed masses bitch for 50 hrs a week. Plus the pay is much better, and I am more fit.

I feel sorry for those left behind at Metavante, for I am sure that it was extra hell dealing with Michigan when everyone was about to riot for handouts that "OBAMA PROMISED ME" a couple weeks back.

The scary issue is that right now, these people are as a gun being loaded. A massive amount of force that will do the bidding of any psychopath that promises them a free lunch. Sure these same people will turn around and attempt to tear to pieces when they don't get their free lunch (they'll never know there is no such thing), but whoopdee fuck, my life is already disrupted (not ended, I prepared).

I would tie this back to Austrian Economics. One key point of Austrian Economics is that corrections are inevitable when fiat currency is involved. It insulates the economically insane from their folly at the expense of everyone else.

While this technically happens in a free-market banking as well, it is limited to one bank and takes vastly less time for the correction to occur on a vastly smaller scale (think, oh did you hear the bank down the street got caught and went insolvent, guess we'll have to switch banks) as opposed to central banks which inflates a far LARGER area to a FAR greater extent, with money going to government to amplify the situation even more, so that when the Correction arrives instead of the sentiments of "oh, that sucks" or "what happened? it didn't affect me" we have a correction of "HOLY SHIT BALLS THE WORLD IS COMING THE FUCK APART! SOMEBODY GRAB a GOD, a GUN, and some ADDERALL, I HAVE WORK TO DO!"

This logical and well-demonstrated reasoning applies to society (go figure) as well. the fantastic adage "The ultimate result of shielding men from the effects of folly is to fill the world with fools." The impetus is now fully government (monopolized violence) in the form of regulations, laws, and welfare, the result is your teeming unwashed masses that think not of growth, creating wealth, and breathing free, but instead act more as a ravenous maw that consumes all.

The Correction being when that maw consumes itself. The problem being this should never have happened (again.) and the sheer depravity and horror of the collapse will drive others to, intentionally or not, misinterpret the causes and seek out to start the whole shindig all over again.

"But the Maw is made of PEOPLE!" Yep, tough fucking cookies. I tried to help some but they attacked me for my pipe, my food, my car, my air, my energy, my life. Let them be driven towards the slaughter that they desire so badly. I guess you can think of it this way (i do) government is a cancer destined to kill the host. It has turned too many of the working cells of the body into useless consuming bloated disease that drain and spread, creating more and more of their own in every portion of the body. The body is about die. The remainder of productive living cells have already or are working towards getting out of the way. Lets hope these are mostly gametes. :)

But enough of that tripe,

That is the future. For now I am enjoying life, working hard, and planning while the storm grows and the frenzy builds. Though I have to say, from my experience being unemployed that all I got from my lack of work was a massive gumption not to have a lack of work.

also, an aside: I realize that I did not specify beyond the unemployed and perhaps government, but I include in that terminal cancer all the positions of bureaucrats, state supported "educators", towers of corporate offices, all filled to the brim with people that would be doing something far more productive with their lives if there wasn't all these men with guns going about and extorting people over every thing they think they can get away with.

RANT TOO LONG, back to life.

Wednesday, October 21, 2009

Pick the one I find the LEAST stupid.




I take that back. Pick the one I actually find to be quite intelligent.

Monday, October 12, 2009

Jesus Christ have Mercy

So Gerald Celente predicts by 2012 we'll have revolution. Who else said that a couple years ago? Hmmmmm.... Not dissing on Gerald, I'm sure he knew it then (the guy is head and shoulders above me in talent and resources). But ha!

I'm so glad to have this job now. Sure it's a constant drain to go to work EVERY day, but I'm making the money to pay off debt and put into actual wealth now.

Saturday, October 10, 2009

On my way to work

I am in love with a month, it's an abomination. I know. October is wonderful to see passing by as I drive to work every day an hour there, an hour back.

Though I do find myself making deals with God to protect me from the elderly and the drunk as I make my way to and from work, respectively. I promise that if He lets me reach ages of great heights I will do his bidding and garner the souls of a dozen dozen hapless young drivers.

Thursday, October 8, 2009

Should I stay or should I go?

While the work is tremendous, current and future awards about from my current occupation. Problem is, I have absolutely no desire to stay in Wisconsin...None. Nada. Nein. I'm told that if I stay a yearish I have a good shot at a supervisor position, so I'll definitely stick around to see if I can get that I wouldn't mind being 24 and making close to six digits...wow and to think two months ago I was financially struggling.

Plus, for the first time, I can afford to go to NH liberty shindigs...Hellz yeah...

Wednesday, October 7, 2009

Biology

Fuck binary, I'm ATGC and sometimes You.
Yet, with all this complexity,
Be I just another ape with barren paws?

Tuesday, October 6, 2009

Ok, Back

So, I'm working at Nestle as a Lab Tech. The Job is currently 24/7 and there's only three of us with the other two being nearish to retirement and with some severe problems at home (death, coping, loss of spouse, etc.) So I work 12 hrs on weekends so that every week one of them gets a break. Plus, really, what else am I go do except get in trouble? I'm living alone (for the first time ever now that I think about it), have a lot of energy and prone to violent thoughts against the gov't. Probably a good thing I'm working 60 to 84 hrs a week and taking a class on the side.

Which is where I am now, "studying" for a social psychology class at a university that exemplifies some of my major issues with the current problems with universities in general. Though, unlike DePauw, this one will definitely weather the coming economic shitstorm a bit better off than extinction.

That negativity aside, and the fact that I'm learning terms for a bullshit class made off of bullshitty extrapolations of extrapolations of experiments made 40 years ago, it's definitely nice to be in a demographic where you aren't 20 yrs younger than everyone else around you. And the attractiveness is up...

Let's be honest, people do not change much as they age save two generalities, they lose sex appeal and they lose energy. The general personalities are very much the same throughout. Wisdom with age my ass. Maybe once long ago when the cleverest survived to old age, I'd say the old tend to be wise, but now...not so much. I hear the same stupid shit out of both the retiring and the pupils.

Positive thinking: it makes a big difference, but for some of us to keep positive in certain situations is like taking the role of Sisyphus or Atlas. Combine the two, I'm pushing the world uphill...I like that. POSITIVE!

Working

Long time no post. Shouldn't say the obvious, suffice to say....I'm really....really busy. However, I am now less busy than the previous maximum business (presented by me losing 30 lbs. and my mind for a bit there) and so will come back. To writing this Blog a bit. Ok, I'm sleeping now up in six hrs. God I look forward to Oct. 16th. My first day off since Labor day

Saturday, August 15, 2009

There Will Be Blood

I wish we could cut out the middle act.
The one where people wake up to the reality that the light of the future is being diminished by the State and waste so much energy and resources trying to petition/beg for mercy.

They will write their congressperson, congregate at town halls, and storm capitol hills across Amerika to no avail. It is not until middle class Amerika is completely decimated and impoverished will any real changes be made, and in many places, those changes will be for the worst.

Mark my words, as the economy resumes its downward spiral and the natives become restless there will be attempts at "false flag" operations, and likely war. Segments of the population will be targeted for blame, ridiculed, scorned, and moved against by the State.

We are in the middle act and as the State grows more desperate and the individuals who make up its body begin to fear the loss of their power, it will grow increasingly violent and dangerous.

The Final Act of Amerika will be marked by secession and revolt, but it is only when people have nothing to lose will they actually move to save themselves. This is what saddens me.

We could avoid all the impoverishment, pain, and bloodshed to come simply by acting now while we still have resources at our disposal. States could secede now and isolate themselves from Washington's Folly. Cities and towns can stop emulating and begging a State apparatus that only knows to legitimate is destructive nature. They could, but they will not. Amerika is doomed. Abandon all hope all ye who enter here.

I know there is light at the end of the tunnel. I know that once decimated, socities will rebuild. Some will actually learn something from history, most will not. Those that do will prosper. If only we could skip to those days, and cut out the coming darkness.

Saturday, August 8, 2009

?????????????

"misinformation and angry mobs are not how democracy functions"

Where the fuck have you been all of human history Mr. Wallis? That's EXACTLY how democracy functions.

There's not one god-damn bit of Truth in this pissant's rant. Responsibility is taking care of your own damn business and not relegating your responsibilities to a bureaucratic facefuckfest that only succeeds at stealing shit and making health care less and less available to the masses as the hour grows dim for Amerika.

"These kinds of ads should be stopped. They do not contribute to the debate that is needed to ensure that all Americans have access to quality, affordable health care. It is rather exactly the kind of misinformation campaign that could destroy needed reform. We should all denounce these ads and urge that the debate be about the real issues."

No, good sir, you do not contribute to the debate any more than any other man who would been better off dribbling down the side of his mother's leg than going on to grow up a big and strong dipshit mouthpiece for wealth destruction and MURDER!

YOU JUST CALLED FOR PEOPLE TO BE SILENCED, NOT BY YOUR DAINTY FUCK HANDS, BUT BY GOVERNMENT GUNS, BECAUSE YOU DON'T LIKE WHAT THEY SAY! YOU CAN LIE TO THE FUCKING WORLD ALL YOU DAMN WELL PLEASE, BUT YOU FEAR THAT THE TRUTH WILL OUT!

TRUTH BITCH-SLAP!: Single-payor health care will BEGIN with blocking coverage for the terminally ill and the severely handicapped, CEASING any HOPE that better treatments and cures will come to their aid. Then the INEVITABLE result, by sake of IMMUTABLE trends of humanity, will be to see the edges of socieity eroding further and further towards the center as more money is STOLEN and less and less people get CARE, or any HOPE of getting CARE.

In the end you have the politically connected getting treatment (ironically not nearly as decent as would of been in free-enterprise healthcare)
and NOTHING for everyone else.

This is why I loathe this socialist dog-shit and his fucking LIES. 300 million plus should not of died in the 20th century by government hands. YOU ARE PREACHING PROPAGANDA THAT WILL MAKE THE 21st CENTURY SET NEW RECORDS IN HUMAN MURDER AND MISERY.

And you should be hated for it. You should be ignored for it. You should die cold poor and alone just like you want all the many people in Amerika to do, for your preaching.

Fuck this murderous monkey shit.
http://blog.sojo.net/2009/08/06/truth-telling-and-responsibility-in-health-care/

Thursday, July 30, 2009

Clarification

Basic Facts of Politics/Economics/Life in General:

"Two Nothings is Nothing"
Social Programming is the practice of taking all the wealth accumulated in a society and spreading it so much that its rubbed right out of existence.

There are only two ways to deal with people, voluntarily or coercive. You can build a infinite amount of systems based on the voluntary interactions (some successful, some not) All systems based purely on coercion fail and end in severe impoverishment for a society.

The ONLY way for a society to accumulate wealth, raise standards of living and increase the knowledge of mankind at steadily accelerating rates is for competitive enterprise. Every government regulation is a shackle on progress, hindering its boons or destroying it completely. Socialism is equal amounts of nothing. Liberty and free enterprise brings differing amounts of success for different sections of society at different times but in the end it is the only way to make everyone wealthy and rich.

Yes, we can have our cake and eat it too. Only your fear, hate, submissiveness & irrational belief in the State keep us from a brighter future than any could hope for.

Short of complete Armaggedon, the future is inevitable. Collectives will rant and rave and murder billions more, but in the end their might will be negated and their evil left as curiosities in museums right alongside medieval torture equipment.

Saturday, July 25, 2009

As I weigh outcomes

I have been living with my best friend for the past year and it has been awesome. Problem is, she's off to Philly to med school leaving me behind.

No problem I say, I have so many personal projects and important endeavors to keep me busy for a few months. Plus with all the new free time I can look for another job while still making money at the old.

Now, I might not have any job come Monday. I don't know, and the strange thing is, while I know the suspense should be killing me, it really isn't. If I lose it I'll spend the next few weeks gunning for sufficient employment, and even when it looks as if unemployment is between 1/5 to 1/4 of the Amerikan work force (yes)

She's heading to the pool. Peace out, I'm out.

Saturday, July 18, 2009

It's been a long time since I left you

This is the greatest big bamboozle I have had time to live through. I know I could be just be just shy of cynical enough that I want to scream from the rooftops, "THEY ARE TURNING YOU ON YOUR NEIGHBOR SO THEY CAN REAP THE FLESH OF THE BOTH OF YOU!".

But I know they will not listen. Each time these short-termed myopic opportunists we call the Amerikan boobus is offered the leash to his neighbor he is more than eager to allow a leash on himself.

The inevitability of large scale societal correction on the horizon almost makes me believe in a caring god, but the violence that comes with it reminds me not to bother myself with frivolous thoughts of divinity and to concern myself only in the struggle for humanity.

Monsters in the closet. Monsters in the closet. Too well fed to come out. The blood pooling through the crack on the wood is yours and their own. They will hunger soon. I am afraid. I am resolute. Their future is not my own/ come come and play let the cordite sound of the scents of your dismay.

Wednesday, July 1, 2009

Prepping For the End

Armed,
Sustained,
Undetectable,
Viable,

I'm A SUV!


Seriously, though It is a pain being on the bottom rung at the precipice of Amerikan destruction. I know what I need to ride out the coming calamity but affording even a couple hundred dollars here and there is a pain.

I am having massive difficulties finding gold here in Milwaukee where the dealer is not trying to rip me off at near double spot. If anyone could help it would be great. So since gold is probably out of my reach at this point (save for massive amounts of sudden fortune) I must settle for smaller goods. Ammo and silver. Yippee

Looking forward to breaking free to the free state. Not looking forward to doing so with only the clothes on my back. So I am splintering my bones trying to save up enough so I can be alright for one or two months as soon as I moved up there.

I end this with the massive rage I hold against college debt. It is another yolk those bastards crush me under.

Wednesday, June 24, 2009

Constitution

The Constitution was written by those eager to compromise liberty for power. They truncated the spirit of '76 in order to form a "more perfect" union. It is of a direct fallout that America has become the greatest, most hypocritical empire that the world has ever known. When it falls, it is going to take far more than it self down with it.

It is my sincere hope that ground can be cleared of some section of this earth where freedom can reign and humanity out pace their contemptuous brethren the megalomaniac and the bureaucrat.

Sunday, June 21, 2009

Give the Devil his Due

I do not like Obama. I do not like the fascist/socialist synergy of Washington, D.C. in the slightest, but it behooves me to applaud what seems to be the first decent move by this administration.

The United States government is not getting (publicly) involved with Iran's current social issues. To say I am surprised is a bit of an understatement.

Now, I am not so naive as to believe that meddling on the part of the United States government in Iran is nonexistent. I am sure all that money that was approved by Congress last year to destabilize Iran is definitely being put to work.

Somehere in Tehran, a CIA agent with the world's most needlessly expensive spray paint is tagging a building.

I must still applaud any sensible approach to foreign policy. You know, the kind where you don't go about mucking in the political affairs of other nation causing problems like "blowback" and Nazi Germany.

Sure, this administration has taken a hundred steps in the wrong direction, but we must still congratulate them on this one small step in the right. Yes, Obama you can do good for this nation. Now just apply that "none of our business" mantra to the economy and all foreign policy and you'll get that positive "change" that I hear you are so keen on.

While I will engage in the "audacity of hope", I won't hold my breath.

Wednesday, June 17, 2009

Song Title Pending Copyright Fight

Scrapping with the best of best of
mandible sharpened lawyers
who discovered too late that they've sealed their fate
I play host to the dissolution from coast to coast
This American land will soon be haunted by a United States ghost
people will blink twice in the bright, hot of truth's light
look for an army to enforce their way back to the night
But by me or by you they shall not pass, We drag them kicking and screaming
through green summer grass

The future is beckoning with the end of an empire
I stand happily, here in this day


(work in progress)

Friday, May 22, 2009

Vice of Currency

The only vice of currency is that it is a constant reminder that you can't have everything you want right now

Insufferable Evil

Straight, dirty and to the point.

Monopolies are horribly inefficient and corrupt
Force is the application of harm and death.
The State is a Monopoly on Force

Come on people,let's get it together already!
Let's throw off the shackles of the State so we can build a bright new future faster and more brilliant than anyone could ever dream.

Damn it, I want to see what this technological singularity is all about!

Thursday, May 21, 2009

Oh beautiful day!

The heat of the sun is upon my pasty skin. The tennis racket is in my hand. Oh wonder! Oh, beauty! With a gentle breeze upon my face. I sip upon my irish coffee and deeply cherish with every strand of my being. Perhaps I should ride my bike. Well I would if I did not have the pressing need to go to work.

Blech

I have a storyboard written, a series of scenes that it is a bitch and a half to lace together, that could constitute a novel....If I could only focus on it and nothing else...

The problem is mostly the focus. I have so many other concerns at any given moment that taking a chisel to the story is far from my mind.

Oh, and stupendous news! I have finally picked up my first firearm and will be testing it out this weekend!
It's a Mossberg 500 shotgun 18.5", nothing much really. In my excitement, I have taken it apart, cleaned each piece, and oiled it about 8 times in the first day.

It has also been a keen reminder that my family is deathly afraid of the State. I am too, in a way. Especially since I have a far, far better grasp of the very soul of the State. Yet, I cannot abide evil be it small or large. I will endeavor against it in the most pragmatic manner I can.

Saturday, May 16, 2009

Thoughts on Intra-Organizational Dynamics: Support for the SCUM Theory

We must remember that there is a point at which that which we deem "business" is really the "State" by another name. Any group of people pretending that what they are doing is of such import and necessity that they need other people to extort money for them in order to continue on, by any other name is still an evil fucking State.

All is but people interacting. They can label themselves whatever they please. If you NEED to violently fleece your fellow man to keep your "business" from failing then you should be left to fail.

Anything else makes your business no different than any so-called State Agency, and thus as much of an extension of the foibles of monopolies, in particular monopolies on force, as the POTUS or SCOTUS.

Let’s take a look at group dynamics.

Under a system like our own, every organization in it that has protection from competition which, here, stems directly from the existence of the State, exhibits a human variant on the trend spoken of in Gresham’s Law. That is, good people are driven out of the group by bad people.

To explain, let me start with two rules:

1) Remember, time and energy are scarce for each individual. You put yours into one task, you lose the opportunity to put it into another. This “opportunity-cost” is continuous. You are always losing opportunities in order to do what you are doing right now…..no, Now…..

2) People, unlike the currency that Gresham bespoke of, adapt. They have this terrible ability to actually assess (albeit imperfectly, and each to a different degree) a situation and adjust their behavior in order to better fit their perception of the environment they find themselves. Thusly, “good people” can become “bad people” and vice versa, depending on the environment.

The term “good people”, in this case, pertains to those who put their time and energy into production and innovation. These people increase the efficiency of organizations they are in. They increase the competitive worth of their organization. There is little difference between their actual value and their productive value, so to speak, within the organization. They also tend to be the ones who actually start new organizations rather than depend solely on finding groups to latch on to. However, the more anti-competition rule

The term “bad people”, in this case, pertains to those who put more, or all, time and energy in sucking-up and kicking-down. They are people-pushers and seek to rise to the top through social subterfuge. Their actual value to the organization is far, far below the perceived value they gain by simply turning people on each other and away from the purpose of the organization.

While the mechanisms are slightly different from what Gresham observed with money, the results are the same.

In a competitive free-market, where those companies that please the consumer the best are the ones that win out, “good people” thrive. They push their companies (groups of individuals) to produce or create the best product they can. If another group of people do a better job that group disperses, or reinvents its own ideas to compete. “Bad people” waste their energy trying to take over companies then having them fail and dissipate right out from under them. Plus, “bad people” tend to inhibit the necessary adaption process to keep a company from going under.

In the free-market the economic time frame is sped up immensely, and they do not have the sheer time or protection to abuse others in groups like they do. It’s just not economically feasible. Production and innovation, wealth are optimum in this social environment. Everyone wins the most. Though “bad people” tend to bitch about it and whisper to themselves how they should be on top (they do in any circumstance, really) because they are _____________(fill in crazy evil excuse here).

Inhibit that competition in production and innovation between groups of people and you create a system like ours today. The State grants favors, dictates at gunpoint and is beholden/responsible to a populace that is either not paying attention or on the receiving end of those favors. Rendering the State beholden to nothing but their eventual collapse (really they’re just a bad, horribly inefficient company that has put off its demise in a time sense while ensuring that when it does occur, blood will flow in rivers rather than a few people lose some money).

In such a system, there is a transformation. This change is in proportion to the depth at which competition is inhibited or even the rate at which it is inhibited. Those companies of people that best suck up to the members of the State “out-compete” the other companies without ever having to improve their company. Often, they succeed at keeping newcomers from ever daring to enter into their market Or having them eaten alive by those who can legitimately use force against others. They are now no longer beholden to a consumer that can take away this directly affects those “bad people” who suck and shove to the top get there and now seem unable to fail. Well they do, but their economic lifespan has been greatly increased which causes the perception that they do not fail. The business has lost incentive to do what it is that business does best, provide services or goods to consumers.

Now we introduce the effects of time!!! As those “good people” fritter their time away they are being out competed within the organization. The organization doesn’t fail from the “bad people” who spend all their time kicking to the top. This is not a process that immediately happens, but like all things over time. It is also aided and abetted by the State.

For example, should an organization be protected from competition and thusly subject by this gradual sifting of “bad people” to the top and “good people” going nowhere fast. With an extra helping of the State, “bad people” can now spend their time suing, snitching, and framing unwary “good people”. There by not only using intraorganization politics to remove competition, but also the tools provided by the State!

Also, harkening back to rule 2, when it is obvious which way the breeze is blowing, people will allocate more of their time into the sectors that benefit them. AKA, once “good people” become “bad people”, or vice versa in a free market. Leaving a very minimal amount of “die-hards” on each side.

In brief conclusion, while I let these ideas rest for a bit. In the end, everyone loses from this (competition inhibiting) paradigm. Everyone, and it can only get progressively worse.

Last note, replace “good people” with “producers of wealth” and “bad people” with “scum-sucking busy-body soul-devouring scraps of cancer”.

Friday, May 15, 2009

Sleeping

Tomorrow I will hold into my hands something that shall someday bear the words "ultima ratio regum". I will be happy. Very happy.

Saturday, May 9, 2009

Hiatus

I have been working everyday at my job for 3 weeks straight. I also have been diligently putting together the several notebooks of material on my book and have actually created 30+ pages of an actual rough draft.

I just got to the part where the protagonist is born. I still don't have a name for him.

I have also other duties to perform to certain individuals which do take up time.

And good lord, I have a crap ton of half finished essays that I would like to post.

However, Today I am taking a siesta. Well, I have been thus far, but it is really hard not to DO something. So I probably will work on and post one of said quips later.

I promise I'll post something on my personal life later, and pause from bitching about monopolies.

Monday, May 4, 2009

Stress Free Not for Me

I recently read in some news article that studies show that prolonged lack of stress causes memory to.....What was I saying?

Oh. Right.

Recent studies show that a bit of stress causes people to remember with greater clarity. I am not surprised. Like a good number of human (and at-large) characteristics, it's best to have something in small amounts than too much or not at all.

A 40-year long study found that a few ounces of alcohol per day increase life span an average of 4 to 5 years. Once again, small amounts.

I wonder when they'll "discover" positive effects of tobacco?

Regardless the problem occurs because studies may show, and honest education (i.e. without the blatant agenda of shit-fuckery) might help guide people to actually be responsible, but the state forces the exact opposite of responsibility.

From subsidizing college-age drinking binges to giving incentive to the least among us to order us in our daily lives, to engaging in open war against its own people for plants and chemicals that are not used as weapons. (ok, a syringe might, but then let's ban hospitals): Everyone would be a lot better off and have a better access to responsibility and all the rewards it could engender, if we just stopped listening to dipshits with badges.

Laws are MAGIC!!!!

Tuesday, April 28, 2009

"I WANT EVERYONE TO REMEMBER WHY THEY NEED US!"

Though, in part, I agree with Alan Moore in his sentiment that the message of "V for Vendetta" was toned down from the graphic novels blatant anarchist vs. fascist themes, it was still a damn decent movie. One that I wish I saw more patterned after.

I bring this up because lately, I am being constantly reminded of the montage they do in the movie when the dictate wages an info war against V. There is a sharp increase in horrific stories trying to scare the people into clamoring for further police protection.

So it is today. Within the past month, swine flu, mass shootings, drug war in mexico, North Korea is launching, recession going into depression, Air Foce One buzzing NYC, global warming, and of all things pirates, have been paraded before us in a ghastly spectacle followed closely by a toneless marching band trumpeting off-key how we can be saved only by government. "Trust us. The world is dangerous. You are dangerous to yourselves. Trust us to protect you. We don't fail, everyone else fails. Trust us" goes their Siren.

Each time the truth is obvious, the answer is there to solve this problem. But why solve that which gives you more power?

The pens have been built and it seems time for the herd to be clustered together in the yard for processing.

Monday, April 27, 2009

The irony of you all

Someone told me that I have a government fixation. That the world I envision without all this intervention would be "nasty, brutish, and short".

As an aside, wouldn't it be amusing if Hobbes was a strict Calvinist?

The truth is that government, the monopolization of force, is only the beginning for me. It's also the largest hurtle. Once I help carve out a piece of the world where freedom truly reigns, I will still have quite a business of providing service to people whilst also promoting practices that will help the people keep that freedom.

Plus, don't get me wrong. The free market is the vastly superior, and the optimum way to get everything that "demoncrats" say they wish for everyone, but until the end of humanity, we will always have shysters and liars. Their social life span will be negligible to nil once we have taken away their government aid and succor, but I will endeavor to make sure that people know about their heinous actions with expedience.

Thursday, April 23, 2009

More life means more Death, but not necessarily vice versa




I didn't have the heart to tell Death that a possible outcome of ever expanding technology is that super-human intelligence might figure out a way to put an end to death. Besides I think if I did he would just knowingly wink at me, and don't get me started on how creepy THAT is.

Wednesday, April 22, 2009

In Soviet Amerika, Coffee Drink You!

Exploding/Reloading

Thoughts:

If war were profitable, Why not declare war on all the world?

If Obama is bringing us to peace, why am I concerned about the inevitability of the draft?

If guns were so bad in the hands of people why was domestic violence so much more pervasive before they were invented? And why is it once again becoming the norm in Great Britain and Australia?

A fascist state is but a crunchy candy with a gooey interior.

Cry unto your gibbering and mad God, "The People". For it is insane and cares not for your pleas. It will consume all.

I'm buying gold and guns. Come and get me, bitches.

Sunday, April 19, 2009

Repeat After Me

Be trained by the State or your parents will be imprisoned or killed.

Obey the arbitrary and capricious laws of the State or you will be imprisoned or killed.

Pay what the State demands of you or you will be imprisoned or killed.

Kill and die for the State whenever it is demanded of you or you will be imprisoned or killed

Repeat after me,
I am Free


You really did repeat it didn't you? Figures.

Friday, April 17, 2009

Bitter

I love bitters. I do enjoy a great stout (must be high alcohol concentration in my humble opinion).

Though I apologize if I do come off as bitter. I am actually quite happy. I have quite a bit to be thankful for, I'm just never satisfied.

Here's the eternal thought going through my head. "Egads! _______ would be much better off by magnitudes of thousands of times if the State wasn't around to fuck it all up. And here's why...."

When you can look at a situation and see how it has massive room for improvement and every inclination to get worse simply because others are either too scared, too evil, or too stupid to stop themselves, you do tend to have a bit of bitterness about current affairs.

However, I do know that humanity, life in general, all supposed foibles aside is absolutely awesome.

I also believe in people simply because while under certain conditions they can be monsters, it holds equally true that under different conditions they can be saints. Also, though the masses are often a sea of fools, there are always individuals worth knowing and meeting.

That's why you must keep outwardly (and inwardly) positive, because you never know when you'll stumble upon people you can connect with, appreciate and admire.

Obama, Bush? All I know is that my eyesocket is sore and I can't stop the bleeding.

Seriously, Obama isn't doing anything different from Bush save calling the same actions different words. Sometimes.

Yet the pacman people (mouth opens and closes and all hope is eaten up never ending) keep spouting crap about him being either an evil socialist or a great statist. SAME SHIT.

Egads! I don't even have the ability to scream out WHY ARE THESE PEOPLE SO FUCKING MINDLESS!!!!
Cause I know why.
They identify with a group. They feel more powerful as part of a group. They have less personal responsibility for their words and actions as long as they are in line with the groups words and actions. They feel safe in the confines of the group.

Nevermind the group may be flowing like a flock of birds rapidly ramming into a cliffside and all the squawking is underscored by the constant sickening sounds of impacts and crushing bones and organs.

Never you mind. Because Obama is the Savior/Satan unlike the previous Satan/Savior and all your prayers will be answered and condemned.

With bullshit like this, it only makes me wonder how long until this administration tries to fan the flames of race war to produce enough smoke to hide their crime. Oh wait, fanning is already under way. You gotta watch out for those militia groups!

I'm going to put up a constant bright blinking sign screaming in lights and sound "BE AFRAID BE AFRAID BE AFRAID TRUST ME AND BE AFRAID" I might just develop a following of sycophants who will do my every stupid whim.

What? It works for the State.

Oh, and on a final note.

Fuck taxes. Fuck them. Fuck the fucking stupid shit who portends to validate them. For you people who think we "need" taxation, I'm going to dress up like I'm from Best Buy, hold you at gun point. Take 10000 dollars from you and leave you with a computer that still runs Windows 95. You do not get "service" for taxation, you get fucked. Not in the good way. Nay, you get skullfucked, and your money will go to teach your children to enjoy the same.
Huzzah your cowardice and evil!

Tuesday, April 14, 2009

Monday, April 13, 2009

Complex Answers

"I pledge not to initiate force for any reason." Or something like that.

Pretty simple. Don't strike first no matter how many people are telling you to. You are yourself, not a cog in their machine.

How do you reconcile with people who are so accustomed to theft and murder that to defend yourself from their assault entails public hatred, imprisonment and death?

Is it striking first to fight back when they are aggressive to you 24/7/365?

Does it break your code of ethics to undermine their machinations, to burn down their temples, and to kill their lies?

Sunday, April 12, 2009

When the Bubble pops, DePauw will have no place to stay.

Any more realistic description of evolution would emphasize the importance of niches. Adaptation is the key to continual survival. Even more so with the similar but much faster pace social evolution we are all a part of.

In this instance let us view the American university system. It is complex, bloated and absolutely fails at its actual purpose. Anyone not in complete self-denial knows that students leaving our universities on average are dumber than when they entered.

All this aside, the obvious reason why our universities are perfect examples of people under socialist constructs lies in the immense allure of student loans. Subsidized on every level, this in conjunction with government grants and an extreme propaganda push in our secondary compulsive education, caused a "university bubble".
Tuition keeps rising and yet more and more students think they have to get in. Lack of any semblance of responsibilities on the part of administrations and professors has caused a massive trend to the idiotic and the oppressive. Simply because those schools already established, can not fail.

And so they fill their niche.

Which means that when this unstable social environment changes, their niche will disappear. As the economy worsens, among other sectors that have grown thanks to government theft and redirection of funds from more efficient areas to universities, universities will finally see a fall in the oncoming classes.

This is already in the beginning stages.

Now, state schools and Ivy leagues will be hurt, and will shrink in size. They will still remain afloat, or, more likely, completely nationalized instead of just constantly kissing the boot. (That's fascism by the way. Nationalization. You live in a fascist state, thought you should know.)

Some schools won't fair so well. In particular all of the small "liberal arts" schools that aren't in the blessed ivy league.
Let's put it this way. They don't teach anything useful, they're small and so will be hardest hit in a student population drop and, let's face it, their administrations are too large, too stupid, too lazy, and far too arrogant to adapt.
Poof! There goes your niche.
Providing that some miracle doesn't come blazing out of the wild blue yonder I state this proudly and sincerely.
DePauw University, you will be extinct by your own hand within the next couple decades, praise be to the Good.

Oh, and I would also at the time like to purchase East College. Though my predictions are more general and I can't tell what your insidious mindless destruction is going to harm next, I hope it's not that building. I have plans to start a new school in that building on your ashes.

Saturday, April 11, 2009

This is a Tough One

So, I babble on and on about liberty, voluntary interaction and the roads we're being lead by the nose down.

And I must say,
I'm not sorry.

I hear parables of how evil comes into the world because good men do nothing to stop it and I know it to be tragic truth.
I also see what happens to the lonely few who stand up to the organizations of evil men and earn little more than steel in their backside.
I see too the way of going along to get along. Trying to to use those very organizations to do more good than evil. It means a life of constantly conceding ground to insanity and destruction.
Courage is to know fear and face it. That too I know.
As this present collapse continues to grow and spread and the actions of our stupid and evil drive the world to the shattering point, I can't help but to be comforted to know that humanity will do better next time around.

Saturday, April 4, 2009

WTF?

I tried to be sold on chrome. Don't get me wrong. It is damn pretty. Perhaps if it didn't seem to be in a perpetual struggle with the info I'm trying to get it to import from my firefox I would like it better. That and if it was compatible with everything. Instead it seems to be keen on switching off functions on me randomly like, my saved passwords. My iGoogle apps and last but not least Tor. Mother fucker.

Tuesday, March 31, 2009

Parable

Frankly my dear, I wish I did not give a damn.

I am going to reiterate an example of what is going on for those of you...Including my relatives and friends. Who have no idea what's going on.

Imagine an island with 20 islanders. To survive each day they need 20 fish "platters" to feast upon. 5 make and repair nets, 5 make and repair boats, 5 do the fishing, and 5 prepare the meal.
Along comes a shipwrecked Harvard graduate, who feels the benevolent urge to bestow his gift of intelligence upon these wretches.
They listen to him for some God awful reason and thusly, at his behest, they move 3 from repairing/making boats and 3 from repairing/making nets to fishing.
Lo and behold! Much more fish are coming in and now the island is making an incredible 50 fish "platters" per day!
The kind hearted Harvard grad takes his tithe of ten percent and eats 5 of the "platters
leaving the other 20 people still 45! A whole 2.5x their normal "consumption"!
However, over time, the remaining repairers of boats and nets begin to fall behind. This decline in the functionality of equipment has a correlation with a decline in number of fish being caught per day which the Harvard grad routinely denies.
Regardless, the max of 50 becomes 45 then 35 and so forth. The Harvard grad meanwhile takes increasingly larger percentages of the share w/o giving any net benefit as he grows fatter and fatter. So his tithing of 5 becomes a demand for 10 and so on.
This continues until the people realize that they cannot sustain this and hope to survive. For some God Awful reason, perhaps because the Harvard grad spends all his time taking the roll of the island's "media", the islanders beseech the now fairly rotund Harvard grad once more for guidance.
His answer: We need more fish, so more shall go into fishing. Thusly the problem is compounded as more island people are fishing and even less are repairing and preparing.

This is a parable for our current state of affairs. Notice that even a "correction" in which the Harvard grad was ousted (hopefully eaten) and removed from the equation, a return to a balance would require a complete shift in the opposite direction. For now things are in such disrepair that not even the original 5 per occupation would be enough to return the islanders to a state of normality.
Some degree of starvation is inevitable as they fix to repair the damage they had done TO THEMSELVES at the behest of the now consumed Harvard grad (who's public sacrifice will help ease).

This is our fate in lite. Most of your economics professors should be eaten.

Solution! To ease the recovery I say we do like those islanders and dismiss and consume this State.

Friday, March 27, 2009

AIG Feint & the Route the Gun Ban Will Take

It looks like the number of times I see "AIG" in the news is beginning to simmer down a bit, and though I am sure the dipshits at my old alma mater are still vocally masturbating themselves at how this show "capitalism" to be evil, NEVER focusing on where all the money came from.

Hint Boys and Girls: Redistribution of wealth is exactly what you got and AIG is EXACTLY what you get.

But now it looks to be that our beloved old media and thusly government is beginning to move beyond this project of shifting blame and destroying liberty/prosperity.

The DRUG WAR!
People have been grabbing more guns since Obama has been in office with the
fear, and rightly so, that under his purview guns will be banned, in part or in all.

Personally I know that the libel that is thrown against those who choose to take some control of their own destiny is in a minute manner, true.

I was needing a gun back when Bush was in office.

So the question becomes, not if guns will be banned, but how?

Politics is the art of legitimizing murder and theft, so how are they going to legitimize this in Amerika?

Roll out the Drug War!

They've been trying many routes for a while to see how they can effectively remove arms from the people for a long while. Katrina, and every disaster since.
This time though, our beatific leaders are going to be using the conflict, they instigated, on our southern border as an excuse to put us all into a cozy, safe casket.

Will you fall for the ploy?

--We are all just stars on your burning flag
Point your gun at me and hope i'll go away
If god was alive, he would hate you anyway

Funny Ages

Tuesday, March 24, 2009

Heaping Gobfuls of Change



Sadly. There has been change. Obama IS doing everything Bush did wrong, BIGGER!

By the way, now that I am on a terrorist watch list. For those of you bureaucrats reading this, when will you stop? When they tell you they're loading people on the trains, or when they decide to load you? Will you ever?

Sunday, March 22, 2009

Follow Follow Follow

Is it not interesting that people start complaining about the bailout as a whole and suddenly mainstream media focuses its stories of the day on two main topics. How Obama needs to go further with stimulus and on the AIG bonuses and the evil business men who are receiving your money.

It couldn't possibly have been the fault of congress. No. Of course not, they just take and gave corporations our money.

Man, it's almost as if congress and the executive branch are trying to destroy small businesses in favor of larger, inefficient but easier to control mass corporations.

But, that would be the epitome of fascism. And Amerika is the Land of the Free!

Right?

Saturday, March 21, 2009



I would like to thank the academy for this award. Also I would like to thank the Sandman.

Actually, this is the 2nd highest optimal state for a bureaucrat, right after quitting. After this, it's straight to petty, to cruel, to stupid (good intentioned), to evil, to stupid and evil. Yes, you can be "good intentioned" and evil. Usually you'll find this particular brand of asshat in positions of power saying things like "You gotta break a few eggs to make an omelet" or something else that is usually followed by tyranny.

Wednesday, March 18, 2009

Saturday, March 14, 2009

Oh, the great "Lengths" people will go to




As an aside, put this on a T-Shirt (upcoming comic)

Socialism: All Fluff and Snuff, but no Stuff

Friday, March 13, 2009

All is fair in The EnvironMENTAL Movement.


Direct quote from me in high school. "Believe me, government will go far enough to tax the air you breathe, and by the time they do it you'll be indoctrinated and dumb enough to be sure it's a necessity."

Carbon Tax....'Nuff fucking said.

Let me spell it out for you. YOU CAN NOT SAVE THE EARTH WITH GOVERNMENT!

Those advocating eradication of mankind to "save the earth" are dipshits. What do you think is going to spread life to the far reaches of space? Hopes and dreams?

"Yes they deserve to die, And I hope they burn in Hell!"

Wednesday, March 11, 2009

Until authorities pluck out my eyes.



Ever been to the point where you are so tired it hurts but you can't go to sleep? Not very pleasant.

Friday, March 6, 2009

I went on an adventure today

I thought I would check out a news source that is constantly being referenced by blogs and other news sources, and you know what? I realized that this nation is doomed. This nation is doomed because people can look at the front page of the huffington post website and not rend their fucking eyeballs asunder.

I was feeling like adventure. I know feel fairly vomity. I've had my quota of cowardly evil violent little bigots for the day. Thank you.

Hey Kids! It's Funny Hat Epoch! YAAAAAY!



This Funny Hat can Fool People, This Funny Hat can Kill People, and This Funny Hat isn't really Funny at All

Tuesday, March 3, 2009

Eureka!




So as I typed away working on the rough draft of my book, I sat back, sore of wrist arm and fingers and realized I had just put to bytes 24 pages of effort. The Amazement was short lived however when I realized I hadn't move the plot forward yet. "Oh, SONUVA....!"

Monday, March 2, 2009

Democracy Epic Fail One




This Is the first of Many of my Epic Fail series. To me Democracy is a joke. So I'll pull a Woodrow and spread it all around. Tee hee. Yeah, I know "Epic fail" is a long used internet meme. But then Democracy is a long used social meme. So there.

Plus as I work on my book more (that's right I said book). I might just start making a dent in all the comics I've already drawn up. Though it does give me something to post everyday. It's nice to have material for most of the days when I'm too busy.

By the mother luvin' by, I'll start actually giving out hints and info about the book I'm working on as it progresses. I say this because I NEED, for my own sanity's sake, to have at least a whole rough draft by May. I'm giving myself two months because I've spent all Feb writing on notepad after notepad and I now have an annoying stack of seven of them chock full of story plot and development and ideas. Not only is putting it all in order a rat bitch but the damn story keeps growing under my fingertips as I type it up.

I only hope that when all is said and done, this story will be a good one and really make people look forward to the next...I shouldn't of told you that.

Sunday, March 1, 2009

Refusing to Keep The Sabbath Holy Since 2000


As a wise man once said, "Jesus Saves! And Mohammed Goes in for the Rebound!"

Saturday, February 28, 2009

The Seen and the Unseen: End Game


The cops, the politicians, the bureaucrats, all those who aspire to manipulate and harm their neighbor. They will not stop. They will decimate all. Everything they can touch they will happily destroy. All the wealth, all the happiness, all the opportunity, all the future we have they will assail without provocation and without mercy. They will lie to defame us. They claim all of our achievements as their own. And when we are dead they will rot away for lack of a host.

I will never stop hating them with a smile.

Friday, February 27, 2009

Thursday, February 26, 2009

Of Chimps And Men

Ladies and gentlemen introducing a room full of monkeys! That's right folks I speaking about a full cornucopia of debacles that really demonstrate the full blown idiocy of our times steaming directly from one event. This is not just stupidity, nor even stupidity squared, this is stupidity squared to the x where x is a continuous increasing integer that increases every second! All of this lunacy in particular concerns a bunch of apes. From attacks to cartoons, this has been a perfect example in lite of all that is wrong with our current society.

First, so as to keep things orderly, let us list the stupid and then tackle each on of their failures one by one in the order they failed.
The Owners of the chimpanzee, Travis.
Al Sharpton and the whole race card playing cadre
News media, in particular, Washington Post example.
Legislature

To begin with, I start with the owners of Travis because their story is truly tragic and despite the extremely visible and horrible reminders of their folly, these folks easily take the place of being the least foolish members of this entire situation. They should have the ability to raise a chimpanzee and it is completely understandable to begin to trust a pet, a very intelligent one at that, when it has been such a wonderful companion for so long. What the owners seemed to lose sight of is that they essentially had a 200 pd immensely strong 6 year old. If a six year old gets extremely frightened and lashes out ( don't bullshit me, remember any playground, they do) they do not act like most adult humans and restrain themselves. However, they also can not do much damage, so it is pretty much inconsequential. Story changes quite a bit when that 6 year old is strong enough to tear the arms off of a full fledged adult human.

Now, I'm not going to say that "Wild animals act Wild". This is pure ignorant drivel, for every creature acts "wild" from time to time. ESPECIALLY humans. Good God it does not take much more than a glance at the current news to realize this truth. The fact is, when people or animals are frightened, the potential for bad shit to happen increases exponentially.

So in effect, the owners of Travis only folly was that they had become entirely too complacent and did not have an effective plan in case their stead became violent. That's it and for their folly they will feel the effects for the rest of their lives. My heart goes out to them. But really, aside from the fact that it was a chimpanzee and not a human, there is not much of a difference here than between the also tragically common domestic violence that occurs from children, particularly teens who lash out because their environment, for absolute need for perfect understanding, sucks complete unwashed stanky balls.

Now though marches in, like the platoon of pompous dipshits, they are the legion of observers and press releases spewing retardation to the ever so mind numbingly barely attentive masses, which leads to the 2nd part of this debacle, a cartoon. If you have not heard, Robert Murdoch put to paper a cartoon showing a shot to death chimp and a cop uttering "They'll have to find someone else to write the next stimulus bill." This has been decided by Al Sharpton, and other individuals who stand only to personally gain from inciting racial tension and hatred, that the chimp is Obama and this is a racist cartoon.

I would also like to mention at this point that it seems that other news outlets like to inflate this issues, tremendously. Partly because of indoctrination, and partly because they love to wound their competitors. I also view Al Sharpton and his ilk as but symptoms of a particular type of social meme plague, much like having your face rot off in a few days might signify that you have Ebola and should be checked.

Murdoch, understandably so, has apologized quick and stepped back, not wanting to come under any more public fire. I do not blame him, for reason simply ceases to exist when one can exact social and perhaps legal punishment just because they feel offended.

Regardless, it has been thus decreed that this cartoon is racist by the Revered Al Sharpton because obviously the chimp is Obama. Since the cartoon is referring to the stimulus and only Obama has EVER pushed for stimulus and being referred to as monkeys was a common racist tactic against ONLY African-Americans (never you mind the Irish, Asians, bona fide mentally handicapped, and car mechanics) .

Never mind that the chimp could represent the actual writers of the bill, or represent members of congress as a whole, or could possibly be a throwback to the old canard "565 monkeys typing away will eventually create the works of Shakespeare, or the current stimulus package."

Never mind that the artist, editors and who knows how many other people saw this before it went to print and if they had noticed anything racist about it then they would of stopped it from printing faster than I can say, (I called the election back in April '08, bitches). All major media outlets and the vast majority of smaller media outlets avoid that which can be perceived as racist like the plague. It is only bad news to be construed as being racist.

The third and final clencher of this idiocy comes straight to us from the Washington Post where it is stated, and I paraphrase, that the intention was not racism, but "no one should be dehumanized" in such a manner. So, racism aside, and assuming the chimp is Obama, because obviously only he has ever pushed a stimulus (please see one fucking year ago) Heaven FORBID Obama be smeared in such a way. Because that IS truly what she (the writer of the Washington Post article) is saying. How do I know that? How could I possibly know that her plea to stop dehumanizing humans is pure trash and is really a defense of Obama? Oh, that's because I happen to not have the memory of a goldfish and recall a certain other president who was CONSTANTLY portrayed as a chimp and also passed a stimulus package that was just as retarded! In fact, it became a joke for eight years running! Hmmm? Now who the Hell could that be?

To say that I don't like Bush would be like saying that a bullet to the face could have adverse side affects, but do you know what I really hate? Hypocrisy. Blatant, balls to the wall, hypocrisy. As far as I am concerned, and as far as all their actions have ever really told, they are both, Bush and Obama, stupid, socialist tyrants. But I'll step right up and say, do NOT bullshit me or anyone else that "people should not be dehumanized" now that OBAMA might be caught being made the butt of someone's joke. Bush was dehumanized for eight years running in the eyes of all but imperialists and rednecks, and you said NOTHING. Now that something can maybe, kind of, possibly, perhaps be linked to making fun of Obama and suddenly you pitch a bitch. Grow some damn principles you contemptible guttersnipes.

As an aside, I also did not find the cartoon funny. I feel like the travesty of Travis's death is far more heart wrenching than the sick joke that is our government doing the same exact actions that have gutted every single other nation that has attempted them in the past and clapping each other on the back for their insight and genius.

All of this though, no matter how stupid, and how damaging the effects of it can be, do not compare to the final act in all this. The greatest and most far reaching idiocy of this whole debacle. Congress has now passed law that limits people from keeping Chimpanzees as pets. You may be confused by this choice, but it requires the long view, so bear with me for a second.

First, do not look me in the web page and state that this does not completely ban chimp ownership, just regulates them more. I do not even have to look up the specifics to know without a shadow of a doubt that Chimpanzee ownership is already regulated by at least the Feds, if not the states. Those so called regulators FAILED, and they will be the same people exacting now more onerous and arbitrary rules in the future. They will continue to FAIL, just in whole new ways in addition to the old. That's what bureaucrats are good for. FAILING, and then getting a raise.

2nd, Despite the tragedy of it all, one lady getting mauled by a chimp is not cause for a law that keeps people from keeping them as pets. Sorry, not even close. If a hurt person was all it took for a ban or extreme regulation then sit back and do nothing because EVERYTHING IN YOUR HOUSE CAN KILL YOU RIGHT NOW. What? It has to others before. You should petition your Congress to ban it right now. Right away in fact. Here?s why Congress passed this law, and it has nothing to do with wanting to keep people from being harmed, laws do not stop that. Politicians suffer from an innate desire to jump to the front of a parade and make as if they were leading the whole time. This was big news and it makes them look like they are doing something, and to top it off the only people this law will visibly harm are an extremely small minority who no one is going to listen to when they complain about the inevitable unjustifiable actions that will be carried out in the name of this law.

The third reason why this is brainless beyond all belief for American society (I?ll admit it can be seen as smart as a political maneuver, which should indicate to you about the real benefit of all this politicking) is that it serves to limit entrepreneurs in but one more way. Instead of being able to take from this the lesson of carry a tranquilizer gun next time, or come up with an even better way of stopping such events, people will now be inhibited to the point of uselessness when it comes to owning a chimpanzee. Good bye to innovation, intelligence, and actual effective regulation while also achieving goals in this minor market. Nope, consider this market dead, but it?s ok because it doesn?t affect that many people, right?

Keep saying that next time as you grill some hamburgers, or sizzle some bacon. There was a time in our history, relatively recent in the scheme of things, when eaten by a pig was one of the most likely reasons for infant mortality. Long before that, Cattle are largely believed to be derived from Aurochs; great giant beasts that would flatten whole villages. It is because of the efforts of many people, some who made good decisions, and some who made bad ones resulting in themselves or loved ones being harmed or even killed that we have most of the products that we have today. The world is about trial and error at every step and is the only way as whole to actually make progress. To remove the opportunity because you do not think others should take on the danger is not safety, it is stagnation. Stagnation in a world as dynamic as ours equals impoverishment and often death, which is not really safe at all.

"To Protect Fools from their Folly is to Fill the World with Fools"

This is just one more step in that direction, and we?re already quite a ways down that road. So in conclusion, I reiterate my previous statement in fuller context. Washington is comprised of little more than a legion of monkeys throwing shit all over Amerika. Now I'm going to go play with my parrot and hope he refrains from biting my face off. Whilst consuming a homemade cheeseburger. Delicious.