Thursday, February 26, 2009

Monday, February 23, 2009

The Tenor of The Times

Of the most aggravating portions of the socialist mindset I find is the "rebel" mentality many socialistic minded numbskulls have. As if corporate America did not steam directly from socialist directives. As if these viewpoints weren't the same drivel that we were inundated with continuously throughout our schooling. Some how these people are completely blind to the actual outcomes, time and time again of the views they espouse. They are violent in their defense of what is no more than pure belligerence.

Let me spell is out for you. The current troubles of today: the economic collapse, endless wars, corporations destroying small business and hurting consumers, rights infringement, every single major issue out there steams directly from previous political action that was adherent to the tenants of socialism.

YOU ARE NOT REBELS. It is not rebellious to espouse the same shit you were taught constantly at government controlled or sanctioned schooling. YOU ARE, however, RETARDED.

The reason why I find this particularly aggravating is because this is the first step down the long road to 50 years in the future when some asshat goes "Well, Socialism could work, America just did it wrong".

New Goal In Life: Live to 2050, Carry Wrench. A really big wrench. Wait Patiently for Asshat Anon.

Saturday, February 21, 2009

History With Death




Let your inner nerd shine through. I love it.

Friday, February 20, 2009

This Is How The Cookie Crumbles Draft 1





I really Like where this is going. So I redid it again while working 3rd shift. the new one is clearer...because it's bigger. Dur.

Thursday, February 19, 2009

Myopic News!!!!

So, I was reading some articles and found this http://news.newspaperproject.org/2009/02/death-of-news.html
To Which I attempted to reply thusly, and really amused myself. Hope you get a laugh out of it, too. Though the writer has to approve comments and I have a sneaky suspicion that he will neglect to do so in this case.



Congratulations on your mental deficiency!


You have now acquired ___MYOPIA___!

Certain symptoms of this disease involve reflexive desires to have other people commit extortion in your pet projects name simply because you are incapable of seeing what wonderful possibilities the future may hold.

Characteristic of Myopia are such phrases as, "Well we can't pay for this the old way, so it's doomed" and "Just because people are turning to what they deem superior alternatives doesn't mean we can't steal from people and give some of the gains to failing industries!"

Myopia can cause major complications in late stages including, but not limited to: total mental paralysis, death, premature ejaculation, death, slavery, and a smart punch in the nose.

Known Cures Include: Getting off your high horse, do something productive instead of whining for the destructive, and death!

Silly Games


Take this as metaphor, carnivore, or perhaps even semaphore, I'm just damn happy to have at home internet access.

After An Extended Hiatus

INTERFUCKINGNET!!!!!!

Please, don't excuse the language, I am now connected to the world wide web AT HOME!!! It's set me back a bit, but now I now longer need to spend countless hours at coffee shops not interacting with people there like I like to and spending all my time in public on a desperate search for bandwidth!

Thursday, February 12, 2009

THE GREAT LIBERTY MUSIC COMPENDIUM

So one of the many current projects I currently have going is on bureaucrash.com' social website. I'm pushing it to have a future right along with this blog.

Basic Principle: We all know truly liberty oriented music artists are few and far between and there have been efforts to discover all them by those interested.

However, as is the nature of the market, the best liberty oriented songs tend to come from all corners of the musical and politically oriented spectrum.

SO, I have set out to collect songs that speak of liberty. Either out right or through metaphor, or just to you. There's always a bit of action in the group and I'm letting out my personal list out bit by bit. As with many things, impact is not from a singular giant action, but from a continuous stream of small actions. Bullshit aside, I just need to keep refreshing the group to grab more people's attention and, with hope, their own contributions to the giant library. When it gets to a point, I will be creating an individual website devoted exclusively to the project. Beyond that, if by some stroke of god awful luck it actually brings in some money for me, I promise to distribute it to those bands who share the same viewpoints as myself.

But THAT is probably FAR into the future.

Until then share and come together, find music ideas from the group and put in your own.

Intellectual Property In A Nutshell

Wednesday, February 11, 2009

Free Free Positively Free


This Is one of the 1st drawings I did in this batch. Do note the lack of bodies and eyes. You shall witness my progression from sticks to rectangles! Huzzah! Not hilarious per se, so to compensate, next post will be funny.

Sunday, February 8, 2009

Personal Property


They infect our society in a thousand ways. Stupid stupid stupid ideas. You'll become someone else's personal property too if you don't watch it. Of course this is an example of the extreme, most people believe in personal property to the point, unless a large group of other people with funny hats, badges, and papers with letters on them, decide to take it. Then all of a sudden they don't believe in personal property anymore.

Some may call this keeping your head down to avoid trouble, I call it extremely short term thinking.

Friday, February 6, 2009

Thursday, February 5, 2009

God Watches You Diddle Yourself Every Night


You know it to be true.
Ha! See? I don't Always Go on and on ad infinitum about Government



News From That NATO Strategic Point in the Atlantic!


This was a week ago when I heard some rumors about Iceland's gov't giving up and going home. I googled the place to see what was current and the first article was all about how the gov't had pushed their central bank too much and couldn't afford itself. The place has a horrendous unemployment rate and thanks be to Marx the people were thinking about putting in to place a central-left leaning gov't. Then the next article is about how Icelanders heard stories about freezing gov't pensioners in Great Britain and sent over a ship full of woolen good.

I want to know who is putting two and two together for these people and why they haven't been fired. Yes, I would agree that Iceland shot itself in the knee by investing heavily in becoming a massive bank nation in the middle of the sea with only a central bank. Fiat currency couldn't possibly fail....right? However, this focus on downturns in one place and a complete grey out in news on the down right craptastic standard of living of the UK, that pinnacle of socialism that we all aspire to reach and it's destruction of liberty, economy, and, in time, life itself, leaves me with a massive feeling of chagrin.

I'm going to go slap my forhead, I'll be back with the next post in a second.

Friday, January 30, 2009

THE FUTURE COMING SOON!

Oh snap! You just missed it!

Ok, so I'm trying to post comics most of the time. Current problem, I'm working with too low of bandwidth to post pics and no money to go to coffee shops every day...

The effect of this however is that I have already built up a good number of my special SeatodaPants Comics: They're Cheap as Free! which is good. But a few are kind of time sensitive, which is bad because I would like to post them....about now.

SIDE NOTE!!!!
Next comic won't be about Obama. I promise. The one after that I can't promise about. The one after THAT will definitely not be about Obama...I only made three.

Come on, he's only so-so interesting. I mean do they cookie cut demagogues or what? I guess if the formula works why fix it, but the predictability starts to wear on my funny bone.

Thursday, January 29, 2009

King Me!!!

Sure it was Last Week's News...Tough titty.

Wednesday, January 28, 2009

Obama Takes On Gitmo



No, I'm not complaining that he's doing it and I'm not mad at him for taking his blessed time about it, I just know double speak when I hear and read it and that is it. Check out the news whenever Obama speaks about Guantanamo, there's always a 'but' in there. It's also been plastered enough on the news that the general public will assume it has happened after a time even if it hasn't or--FAR MORE LIKELY-- When he creates his own version.
Remember, this kind of inhumane treatment has been going on long before Gitmo and will continue as long as we have group entities like the CIA and a world policing military, they'll just go somewhere else. They've admitted it on numerous occasions from a plethora of sources. All Gitmo is is a symbol. They'll be happy to get rid of the symbol in order to keep their system.