In Soviet Amerika, Coffee Drink You!

Exploding/Reloading

Thoughts:

If war were profitable, Why not declare war on all the world?

If Obama is bringing us to peace, why am I concerned about the inevitability of the draft?

If guns were so bad in the hands of people why was domestic violence so much more pervasive before they were invented? And why is it once again becoming the norm in Great Britain and Australia?

A fascist state is but a crunchy candy with a gooey interior.

Cry unto your gibbering and mad God, "The People". For it is insane and cares not for your pleas. It will consume all.

I'm buying gold and guns. Come and get me, bitches.

Repeat After Me

Be trained by the State or your parents will be imprisoned or killed.

Obey the arbitrary and capricious laws of the State or you will be imprisoned or killed.

Pay what the State demands of you or you will be imprisoned or killed.

Kill and die for the State whenever it is demanded of you or you will be imprisoned or killed

Repeat after me,
I am Free


You really did repeat it didn't you? Figures.

Bitter

I love bitters. I do enjoy a great stout (must be high alcohol concentration in my humble opinion).

Though I apologize if I do come off as bitter. I am actually quite happy. I have quite a bit to be thankful for, I'm just never satisfied.

Here's the eternal thought going through my head. "Egads! _______ would be much better off by magnitudes of thousands of times if the State wasn't around to fuck it all up. And here's why...."

When you can look at a situation and see how it has massive room for improvement and every inclination to get worse simply because others are either too scared, too evil, or too stupid to stop themselves, you do tend to have a bit of bitterness about current affairs.

However, I do know that humanity, life in general, all supposed foibles aside is absolutely awesome.

I also believe in people simply because while under certain conditions they can be monsters, it holds equally true that under different conditions they can be saints. Also, though the masses are often a sea of fools, there are always individuals worth knowing and meeting.

That's why you must keep outwardly (and inwardly) positive, because you never know when you'll stumble upon people you can connect with, appreciate and admire.

Obama, Bush? All I know is that my eyesocket is sore and I can't stop the bleeding.

Seriously, Obama isn't doing anything different from Bush save calling the same actions different words. Sometimes.

Yet the pacman people (mouth opens and closes and all hope is eaten up never ending) keep spouting crap about him being either an evil socialist or a great statist. SAME SHIT.

Egads! I don't even have the ability to scream out WHY ARE THESE PEOPLE SO FUCKING MINDLESS!!!!
Cause I know why.
They identify with a group. They feel more powerful as part of a group. They have less personal responsibility for their words and actions as long as they are in line with the groups words and actions. They feel safe in the confines of the group.

Nevermind the group may be flowing like a flock of birds rapidly ramming into a cliffside and all the squawking is underscored by the constant sickening sounds of impacts and crushing bones and organs.

Never you mind. Because Obama is the Savior/Satan unlike the previous Satan/Savior and all your prayers will be answered and condemned.

With bullshit like this, it only makes me wonder how long until this administration tries to fan the flames of race war to produce enough smoke to hide their crime. Oh wait, fanning is already under way. You gotta watch out for those militia groups!

I'm going to put up a constant bright blinking sign screaming in lights and sound "BE AFRAID BE AFRAID BE AFRAID TRUST ME AND BE AFRAID" I might just develop a following of sycophants who will do my every stupid whim.

What? It works for the State.

Oh, and on a final note.

Fuck taxes. Fuck them. Fuck the fucking stupid shit who portends to validate them. For you people who think we "need" taxation, I'm going to dress up like I'm from Best Buy, hold you at gun point. Take 10000 dollars from you and leave you with a computer that still runs Windows 95. You do not get "service" for taxation, you get fucked. Not in the good way. Nay, you get skullfucked, and your money will go to teach your children to enjoy the same.
Huzzah your cowardice and evil!

Complex Answers

"I pledge not to initiate force for any reason." Or something like that.

Pretty simple. Don't strike first no matter how many people are telling you to. You are yourself, not a cog in their machine.

How do you reconcile with people who are so accustomed to theft and murder that to defend yourself from their assault entails public hatred, imprisonment and death?

Is it striking first to fight back when they are aggressive to you 24/7/365?

Does it break your code of ethics to undermine their machinations, to burn down their temples, and to kill their lies?

When the Bubble pops, DePauw will have no place to stay.

Any more realistic description of evolution would emphasize the importance of niches. Adaptation is the key to continual survival. Even more so with the similar but much faster pace social evolution we are all a part of.

In this instance let us view the American university system. It is complex, bloated and absolutely fails at its actual purpose. Anyone not in complete self-denial knows that students leaving our universities on average are dumber than when they entered.

All this aside, the obvious reason why our universities are perfect examples of people under socialist constructs lies in the immense allure of student loans. Subsidized on every level, this in conjunction with government grants and an extreme propaganda push in our secondary compulsive education, caused a "university bubble".
Tuition keeps rising and yet more and more students think they have to get in. Lack of any semblance of responsibilities on the part of administrations and professors has caused a massive trend to the idiotic and the oppressive. Simply because those schools already established, can not fail.

And so they fill their niche.

Which means that when this unstable social environment changes, their niche will disappear. As the economy worsens, among other sectors that have grown thanks to government theft and redirection of funds from more efficient areas to universities, universities will finally see a fall in the oncoming classes.

This is already in the beginning stages.

Now, state schools and Ivy leagues will be hurt, and will shrink in size. They will still remain afloat, or, more likely, completely nationalized instead of just constantly kissing the boot. (That's fascism by the way. Nationalization. You live in a fascist state, thought you should know.)

Some schools won't fair so well. In particular all of the small "liberal arts" schools that aren't in the blessed ivy league.
Let's put it this way. They don't teach anything useful, they're small and so will be hardest hit in a student population drop and, let's face it, their administrations are too large, too stupid, too lazy, and far too arrogant to adapt.
Poof! There goes your niche.
Providing that some miracle doesn't come blazing out of the wild blue yonder I state this proudly and sincerely.
DePauw University, you will be extinct by your own hand within the next couple decades, praise be to the Good.

Oh, and I would also at the time like to purchase East College. Though my predictions are more general and I can't tell what your insidious mindless destruction is going to harm next, I hope it's not that building. I have plans to start a new school in that building on your ashes.

This is a Tough One

So, I babble on and on about liberty, voluntary interaction and the roads we're being lead by the nose down.

And I must say,
I'm not sorry.

I hear parables of how evil comes into the world because good men do nothing to stop it and I know it to be tragic truth.
I also see what happens to the lonely few who stand up to the organizations of evil men and earn little more than steel in their backside.
I see too the way of going along to get along. Trying to to use those very organizations to do more good than evil. It means a life of constantly conceding ground to insanity and destruction.
Courage is to know fear and face it. That too I know.
As this present collapse continues to grow and spread and the actions of our stupid and evil drive the world to the shattering point, I can't help but to be comforted to know that humanity will do better next time around.

College. I should of titled this college

WTF?

I tried to be sold on chrome. Don't get me wrong. It is damn pretty. Perhaps if it didn't seem to be in a perpetual struggle with the info I'm trying to get it to import from my firefox I would like it better. That and if it was compatible with everything. Instead it seems to be keen on switching off functions on me randomly like, my saved passwords. My iGoogle apps and last but not least Tor. Mother fucker.

Parable

Frankly my dear, I wish I did not give a damn.

I am going to reiterate an example of what is going on for those of you...Including my relatives and friends. Who have no idea what's going on.

Imagine an island with 20 islanders. To survive each day they need 20 fish "platters" to feast upon. 5 make and repair nets, 5 make and repair boats, 5 do the fishing, and 5 prepare the meal.
Along comes a shipwrecked Harvard graduate, who feels the benevolent urge to bestow his gift of intelligence upon these wretches.
They listen to him for some God awful reason and thusly, at his behest, they move 3 from repairing/making boats and 3 from repairing/making nets to fishing.
Lo and behold! Much more fish are coming in and now the island is making an incredible 50 fish "platters" per day!
The kind hearted Harvard grad takes his tithe of ten percent and eats 5 of the "platters
leaving the other 20 people still 45! A whole 2.5x their normal "consumption"!
However, over time, the remaining repairers of boats and nets begin to fall behind. This decline in the functionality of equipment has a correlation with a decline in number of fish being caught per day which the Harvard grad routinely denies.
Regardless, the max of 50 becomes 45 then 35 and so forth. The Harvard grad meanwhile takes increasingly larger percentages of the share w/o giving any net benefit as he grows fatter and fatter. So his tithing of 5 becomes a demand for 10 and so on.
This continues until the people realize that they cannot sustain this and hope to survive. For some God Awful reason, perhaps because the Harvard grad spends all his time taking the roll of the island's "media", the islanders beseech the now fairly rotund Harvard grad once more for guidance.
His answer: We need more fish, so more shall go into fishing. Thusly the problem is compounded as more island people are fishing and even less are repairing and preparing.

This is a parable for our current state of affairs. Notice that even a "correction" in which the Harvard grad was ousted (hopefully eaten) and removed from the equation, a return to a balance would require a complete shift in the opposite direction. For now things are in such disrepair that not even the original 5 per occupation would be enough to return the islanders to a state of normality.
Some degree of starvation is inevitable as they fix to repair the damage they had done TO THEMSELVES at the behest of the now consumed Harvard grad (who's public sacrifice will help ease).

This is our fate in lite. Most of your economics professors should be eaten.

Solution! To ease the recovery I say we do like those islanders and dismiss and consume this State.

AIG Feint & the Route the Gun Ban Will Take

It looks like the number of times I see "AIG" in the news is beginning to simmer down a bit, and though I am sure the dipshits at my old alma mater are still vocally masturbating themselves at how this show "capitalism" to be evil, NEVER focusing on where all the money came from.

Hint Boys and Girls: Redistribution of wealth is exactly what you got and AIG is EXACTLY what you get.

But now it looks to be that our beloved old media and thusly government is beginning to move beyond this project of shifting blame and destroying liberty/prosperity.

The DRUG WAR!
People have been grabbing more guns since Obama has been in office with the
fear, and rightly so, that under his purview guns will be banned, in part or in all.

Personally I know that the libel that is thrown against those who choose to take some control of their own destiny is in a minute manner, true.

I was needing a gun back when Bush was in office.

So the question becomes, not if guns will be banned, but how?

Politics is the art of legitimizing murder and theft, so how are they going to legitimize this in Amerika?

Roll out the Drug War!

They've been trying many routes for a while to see how they can effectively remove arms from the people for a long while. Katrina, and every disaster since.
This time though, our beatific leaders are going to be using the conflict, they instigated, on our southern border as an excuse to put us all into a cozy, safe casket.

Will you fall for the ploy?

--We are all just stars on your burning flag
Point your gun at me and hope i'll go away
If god was alive, he would hate you anyway

Funny Ages

Heaping Gobfuls of Change

Sadly. There has been change. Obama IS doing everything Bush did wrong, BIGGER!

By the way, now that I am on a terrorist watch list. For those of you bureaucrats reading this, when will you stop? When they tell you they're loading people on the trains, or when they decide to load you? Will you ever?

Follow Follow Follow

Is it not interesting that people start complaining about the bailout as a whole and suddenly mainstream media focuses its stories of the day on two main topics. How Obama needs to go further with stimulus and on the AIG bonuses and the evil business men who are receiving your money.

It couldn't possibly have been the fault of congress. No. Of course not, they just take and gave corporations our money.

Man, it's almost as if congress and the executive branch are trying to destroy small businesses in favor of larger, inefficient but easier to control mass corporations.

But, that would be the epitome of fascism. And Amerika is the Land of the Free!

Right?

I would like to thank the academy for this award. Also I would like to thank the Sandman.

Actually, this is the 2nd highest optimal state for a bureaucrat, right after quitting. After this, it's straight to petty, to cruel, to stupid (good intentioned), to evil, to stupid and evil. Yes, you can be "good intentioned" and evil. Usually you'll find this particular brand of asshat in positions of power saying things like "You gotta break a few eggs to make an omelet" or something else that is usually followed by tyranny.

IR8H@

This will unnecessarily piss someone off

Fatalistic? Maybe.