Citizen's Creed

Our Father, who art in Washington
Government be thy Name
Thy Kingdom come
For thy will, we have done
in America as it is across the world
Give us this day our deserved social plot
and God forgive us for lapping at our Master’s hand
as we must condemn those who do not
Deliver us, Lords, from every Freedom
and grant us conformity in our day
may our chains set lightly upon us
and may posterity forget that we were the countrymen
of rebels, saints, and entrepreneurs
For Thine is the Kingdom, the Power, and the Glory
Now and forever, we call for your laws
With our gibbering, ravenous jaws
For we are Legion, and for the sake of decorum
May God forbid anyone know we might have lived