Citizen's Creed

Our Father, who art in Washington
Government be thy Name
Thy Kingdom come
For thy will, we have done
in America as it is across the world
Give us this day our deserved social plot
and God forgive us for lapping at our Master’s hand
as we must condemn those who do not
Deliver us, Lords, from every Freedom
and grant us conformity in our day
may our chains set lightly upon us
and may posterity forget that we were the countrymen
of rebels, saints, and entrepreneurs
For Thine is the Kingdom, the Power, and the Glory
Now and forever, we call for your laws
With our gibbering, ravenous jaws
For we are Legion, and for the sake of decorum
May God forbid anyone know we might have lived

Whew! Thank God IT PASSED! We Really Put Our Heads in the Path of the Bullet that Time Guys!

A Wordy Title for a Wordy Comic

Personal Property

They infect our society in a thousand ways. Stupid stupid stupid ideas. You'll become someone else's personal property too if you don't watch it. Of course this is an example of the extreme, most people believe in personal property to the point, unless a large group of other people with funny hats, badges, and papers with letters on them, decide to take it. Then all of a sudden they don't believe in personal property anymore.

Some may call this keeping your head down to avoid trouble, I call it extremely short term thinking.